YOu’d think that since i’ve been out of action for a few months, i would post something really deep
but no
I just wanted to tell everyone that i find these really ugly
and that i don’t understand them so i get really angry when i see them.
that is all
Lately I’ve been saying some pretty stupid things. Just yesterday i was talking to my sister and i remember saying that Christmas is always the third Thursday of December to which she immediately looked at me weirdly and replied, “Christmas is on the 25th of December.” Then, I told her to be quiet.
Anyway, I’ve had several of these airhead moments in the span of two weeks and this greatly saddens me because I feel like I have lost my brain.
So brain, this entry is just for you. Come back. I need you and I miss you. Thanks.
This evening while I was driving back home from work, a random leaf hit my car and I almost honked my horn at it.
Something you may not know about me: I have a really good sense of smell. Like REALLY good. Like I can smell if someone had curry for dinner last night good. My mom says I have a “geh kkoh” or a dog nose if translated.
It’s not so bad sometimes. Like when I’m in a bakery. Or if someone is making cookies. Or if my mom is cooking dinner. Basically whenever there is good food involved. But most of the time, it really does feel like a curse.
There have been numerous times where I’ve suffered greatly, HOWEVER, what kind of college graduate would I be if I didn’t come up with any techniques to help me get through these malodorous incidents.
Technique #1:
Break out the scented chapstick and use about half of the stick on my lips.
Technique #2:
Go to bathroom and wash hands with scented soap. If I am not near a bathroom, I take out my hand sanitizer or hand lotion. Then I sit like this:
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Thusly, I can only smell my hands AND I look smart and pensive. WIN WIN.
Technique #3:
The greatest technique that took me about 2 years to think of.
MOVE.
that’s right. Move and get over it because honestly, the other person is not going to do anything about their odors, there is no way I can hang an air freshener on my nose no matter how badly I may want it, and I’m definitely not going to say anything about it to them because that is a potentially dangerous and awkward situation waiting to happen.
So that ends my official second post. Not a very thought provoking one, but I hope I helped someone out there who also has a dog nose.
p.s. I hope people don’t start avoiding me because they think that I think they smell. I will still be your friend even if you smell like wet dog (ahemjonathanlee).
I’ll admit it. I joined this blog without actually thinking it through and now that I’ve signed up, flashbacks of my doomed xanga keep coming up. I blame it on the enormous pressures of putting up so eloquently the frivolous details of my life every week that kept me away from blogging for so long. However, aside from that, I’m hoping that this time, this blog will be different. I’m going through new stages in my life (WORK), meeting (usually awkwardly) new people, (hopefully) maturing, and learning A LOT (usually the hard way) from God. I strongly believe all of this will give me plenty of material to prolong my blogging career for awhile…. and by awhile I mean maybe a month or two.
